new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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