Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
MIDGETS
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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