Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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