how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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