You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I pour the whiskey from now on
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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