I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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