It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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