3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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