I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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