i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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