Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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