If i come over, it means nothing
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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