oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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