He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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