was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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