question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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