Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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