yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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