quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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