What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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