i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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