Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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