Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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