does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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