So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
If I die, sorry about rent.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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