I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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