Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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