I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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