weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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