we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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