This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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