you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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