so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
bring money and cleavage
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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