Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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