Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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