She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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