just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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