we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
25 Porn Addicts Admit Their Biggest Pet Peeves
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?