Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.