you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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