if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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