try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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