Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Everyone says I win the strip club
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
