I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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