I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I think I just sharted jello shots
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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