May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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