shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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