Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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