fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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