Whod you bang
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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