even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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