i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
lol hangovers are for mortals.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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