Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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