i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.