you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.