Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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