I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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