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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Drake has all the answers
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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