Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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